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The Last Cockbender: Anime is Literally For Retards

by Vortexectomy

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Fucktards From Fiverr Come into my Scene Fucktards From Fiverr We are True Slam Survivors Whenever I go to the Blast-a-palooza I try to hit on all the hot girls But they always refuse to put out for me In come the deathcore kids with the snapbacks All of these posers who know how to play their guitar all of these losers are why I can´t get laid YO All these fucking bands with their fucking deathcore shit poisoning the scene with their deathcore shit or whatever I don´t wanna have i t anymore so if you play rthat deathcore shit or something then fuck off Might be my body odor or weight but I don´t care I wanna get laid Fiverr Fucktards Fucking Fuck You This Punk Venue Basement Too small for me and you this scene doesn´t need people like you who practice their guitar every day like some noob you´re just selling out and at the end of day I might still be a virgin but I got integrity Go live in your apartment and drive 'round in your porsche I´ll go to mom´s home, and beat it off to porn
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Carcinoembryonic antigen-related cell adhesion molecule homodimer protein which binding of E.coli adhesins leads to dissociation of the homodimer cell surface glycoprotein tocell adhesion and iintracellular signaling You Stupid Motherfucker Thought you´d live and now you´re dead You stupid motherfucker Thought you would live a healthy life Now you fucking got cancer Chemo won´t get you out of this
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学習欠陥 02:10
Shouldn´t have taken this vaccine Not I have Autism Autism (Yeah) I thought I would get smart at a random thing Random thing (yeah) All I know is who directed anime movies I know the names of 200 voice actresses they´re 2000 years old but look like children I thought I´d get good at math or music My brain is occupied with ghibli films I wanna fuck that flame demon from Howls I don´t care if my dick gets burned am I even smart at all?
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When the Sun shines upon Earth, 2 – major Time points are created on opposite sides of Earth – known as Midday and Midnight. Where the 2 major Time forces join, synergy creates 2 new minor Time points we recognize as Sunup and Sundown. The 4-equidistant time points can be considered as Time Square imprinted upon the circle of Earth. In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a single rotation of Earth – equated to a Higher Order of Life Time Cube.
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Schei wi dei wi du wi dei Fuck the baby let it die Schei wi dei wi du wi dei Fuck the baby let it die Schei wi dei wi du wi dei Fuck the baby let it die Schei wi du wi dei Dei Its not my fault I am pregnant and I love drugs Every single baby every infant fucking must die Only one solution to worldwide pollution to overpopulation mandatory abortion "Who will support me when I am elderly?" Bitch, they´re screaming on the bus They get tax cuts for nothing parents occupy space with strollers I´d really feel better if all babies get murdered but thats just my opinion and not legally binding but thats just my opinion and not legally binding

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Vortexectomy is BACK!

sorry it took a while. Mom took my laptop because my grades were failing and our drummer killed himself I think - at least he´s never online for Fortnite anymore, its the only explanation. Our new drummer is even more violent and committed, though.

Vortexectomy is pushing the boundaries of what Slam can be. This is the shape of Gorenoise to come _ prepare your mind to be blown, except for that one song (we had to hire people from Fiverr because they took DJ´s guitar at the youth asylum so he doesn´t strangle himself and they´re not as good as we are sry).

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released January 1, 2024

Vortexectomy are:

He who feasts on fragaria from the stillbirths mothers womb: Rotting Grandfather Clock Housing Forgotten Corpse: Squirming Flesh, The Unholy Counterpart to Pre-Programmed Audio Circuitry
DJ Orchiectomy: Samples, noise, vocal, Guitar
Goatse devouring Goat prince, obsessed with caprine masturbatory paraphernalia: Slapping a detuned bass guitar with his cock, Vocals
He At The Pinnacle of Eternal Inebriation, Floating Through The Cosmos: Slamming Weed Planet

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